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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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    He used to be regarded as tony stark. Nah he is Justin Hammer. Steals ideas implements them shit and has no idea about anything

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      I get your point but I disagree. I think both Tony Stark and Justin Hammer are more competent than Elon.

      Hammer was no where near as good as Tony but he did make some good stuff.

      I would say he’s more like Obadiah Stane, an opportunist taking credit for others work.

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        True. Atleast Hammer knew his weapons and could sell them alone

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      I used to think he was the modern Thomas Edison, but it turns out he’s actually the modern Thomas Edison.

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        That’s so fucking clever, I love it.

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        Difference is, Edison had scientist that invented something useful. Elon, well…he came up with the idea of a shittier version for busses, trams and subways

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      Phony Stark*

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      He is like tony stark in a timeline where Tony stark decided to join the terrorists instead of building the suit to escape. Oh and in this timeline Tony Starks brain has been rotted away by ketamine

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        Yeah. That is Hammer

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      Dont forget openly bragging about his wide berth of knowledge

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