C++, lawful good
tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here
Hi ops Dad
That seems like a great dad
Ah, template code.
Template-C++ is not C++ after all /s
Someday the concepts will come and fix all of this. It has been foretold.
Concepts are already here - (as of now) they fix a subset of this, and errors messages can still be extremely long.
They’re less like “here’s every single template parameter of the involved types” and more like “this template thingy has many specializations with different constraints, here’s a list of all of them and why none of them are satisfied with your parameters”
That I’ll call chaotic evil
Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Depends on how much you hate yourself
C++ is chaotic goodl, C is lawful good in my opinion
Stop comparing programming languages
Python is VERSATILE
JavaScript is POWERFUL
Ruby is ELEGANT
C is ESSENTIAL
C++
Java is ROBUST
Out of all the programming languages, C++ is definitely one of them.
No way Bash is lawful, or Malbolge is chaotic… And no way C++ is lawful either.
Did you just throw the languages around at random? At least Perl fell on the right place…
ADA should be the lawful good.
Bash is chaotic neutral.
Java is lawful neutral.
Javascript fits ok as chaotic evil.
Move ASM to neutral evil.
And maybe f77 as lawful evil.
Right? I do like Shell but scripts over 200 loc get quickly confusing, no matter how well you organize them. Not to start with Batch, they get confusing at 10 loc.
At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.
Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.
That’s when you have to comply with decades of backwards compatibility.
Haskell would be the best.
lisp wants some words with you about that
Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯
or return values for properties that don’t exist, and only get created on access!
I love python.
Or have variables inside a loop hoisted up in the function. Fun when you capture them with lambdas.
It’s like having a PHP webserver inside a class
Most overrated language imho.
PHP has weird decisions but in the end it’s a good back end
I think the front and back end of PHP are pretty similar. They are both the same letter
Pafter all.i needed to switch devices to get this joke, and man, shut up haha
Ba-dum-ts!
Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too
i didnt make the template
C++ good? Shiggity diggity
Tell me op never did c++ without telling me op never did c++
C++ is the wizard, the nitroglycerin glass vial type.
I haven’t used PHP in a while (10+years) but I didn’t think it was that frustrating as its reputation seems to imply today. I remember their docs all had examples and I found that pretty useful.
It can be pretty frustrating when dealing with old code bases. However its introducing a lot of really great features, so if you’ve got the time to either start a new project or rewrite with the more modern features you’ll be fine.
For what I remember, it was just a normal interpreted language but you had to put “$” everywhere.
🤑
The literal entirety of Facebook / Instagram / Whatsapp’s backend is built on PHP.
I’m not saying that was a good choice, but it does guarantee a lot of resources flowing to it’s development.
PHP has got a lot of new features in the language that makes it a little bit like c# now, so it’s not that bad anymore :P
C# is crap though. Well IMO anyways.
C# is pretty much my fav
If you’re doing almost any language for a while it vecomes easy and smooth. In your opinion.
C# is not horrendous but it lacks so many things like header files.
I would hate to have header files with separate / duplicate declarations.
If I want an interface I’ll create an interface type.
What about:
Class A{ /* declarations */ };
A a; <= doesn’t instantiate a class!
And just put a “a.cs” file somewhere and it’ll pollute the global namespace magically.
And on and on.
A FOSS language would have evolved, microsoft just doesn’t care.
But I guess it’s your fav language so you won’t take any criticism right?
But I guess it’s your fav language so you won’t take any criticism right?
If that’s your take I’ll just leave it at that.
Busted 😁
Given how python tries to be as readable as possible with its controversial stance on using indentation, is it really neutral?
Idk if moral alignment makes sense for languages, at least not as much as weapon metaphors.
The lack of braces in python code makes it quite difficult to read for someone who’s used to languages that use braces.
I agree, I was very careful to say tries to ಠᴗಠ
I would have put assembly as true neutral
JDSL
Whats DIS?
It appears to be Dis thing right here.
Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.
tldr: malbolge wimpmode
