Urgh god damn it. Yeah I just called my contractor, he’s gonna come bust a hole in my ceiling on Tuesday morning. Salt boulder will be dropped in by Friday.

I would need a boulder yo. My headphones have an impedence of 170,000 ohms. This will have to do.

Urgh I know but what’s the point in carrying more. I can’t compete with Big Rock Salt. Ever since they legalized it I barely get any customers.

… Jesus fucking christ. My research is invalid. I’m going to have to start all over again. 🤬

Wait, there’s jazz salt???

😉 😜

Sorry I can’t sell any at all. Not even a gram. I have exactly enough for myself, nothing to spare.

No no, I’m not like that, I promise. I understand your skepticism. It saddens me that this is where we’re at today but I understand.

Yeah that’s true but still, I listen to a lot of really wet and moist music and even then. For the price of one good quality audiophile rock I can have a lifetime supply of rock salt for both audio and seasoning purposes.

Right?? It’s crunchy! That’s what all audiophiles want. Crunchiness.

Don’t get scammed with audiophile rocks. I’ve done my research and found out that audiophile rock salt does the exact same thing and it is MUCH cheaper! Feel free to copy this and spread the word!

This.

I also don’t think it’s a good idea to go to other communities with the intention of spamming and shilling Lemmy.

What we have is a really nice start and we should work on making it nicer instead of just trying to force things and risk just becoming another Reddit.

No

12ft.io is your friend

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

I left. I check reddit maybe once every 2 weeks for one single subreddit, for medical reasons. It’s still the best source of information for me in this particular situation.

Sometimes I miss the constant feed of fresh posts but then I remember that I really don’t need that. I’m still up to date on pretty much everything I need with Lemmy and I’m not constantly doomscrolling like I was on reddit.