Klaus is an international treasure.

*tires

But yes, indoor forklifts are very, very heavy and have smooth AF tires. You can practically drift certain forklifts if you know what you’re doing.

We’ll deserved though.

Once I forgot to drop my forks when I went to go into a truck, so I have the bay door 2 new ventilation holes.

Although I did come in one morning to see the mezzanine drooping dramatically on one side, apparently somebody on 3rd shift ROYALY fucked up. Lucky it wasn’t structurally compromised to the point where it couldn’t be fixed. He, uh, that guy got fired.

Right. Because none of us noticed it when they refused to pay our medical expenses.

I’ve had this happen at places that then refuse to just adjust the next bill. The IRS is notorious for that actually. What’s that, you owe $3? You better fucking pay up, there’s no way we’re just going to take it out of your next year’s taxes.

Poverty. Not for lack of resources or ability, but for lack of will.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

That life would be better as an adult.

I don’t see any mention of linking to the manifesto text.

Rap.

Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.

Sounds like a fake “confession” he was corrected into signing to me.