The only way you’re getting blood out of me for any reason other than medical purposes is if you pay me or commit a crime. That goes for the plasma too.
The only way you’re getting blood out of me for any reason other than medical purposes is if you pay me or commit a crime. That goes for the plasma too.
Challenger Deep.
I’m going to have to go with Hydrogen on this one.
Ankylosaurus. Extinct, but still. It’s like what you’d get if you shoved a turtle, a rhino, and a dragon into that teleporter from The Fly .
Well enjoying a game of footie is your first mistake. Oh wait, I got confused, too many euros around, sorry about that. Footie is what I call soccer, aka foreign football.
Enjoying a game of football is your first mistake.
Two answers. First, WTF are you doing asking in here, go see a doctor. Hell, see 3 of em.
But also, life is just a meaningless struggle against empathy anyway. You’re best off just accepting it and trying to have some fun before your inevitable natural death.
And don’t worry, existential crises get easier to live with after your first few. It might help to get a low-dose anxiety medication.
Any Legend of Zelda game.
Well to be fair a lot of those politicians aren’t in the 1%, they just want to be. And they’re more than happy to toe the party line and step on everyone they can in order to get to the top. And then there’s the true believers, but let’s be honest anybody who’s a true believer or anything is crazy.
This is what happens when there’s no “sanction all” option on the form.
I’m sorry but propaganda does not technically count as candy.
To be fair I once got 5 dimes wrapped in a little black mesh thing. It was lame as hell, but they did make an effort so I didn’t complain. But even back in the late 80s/early 90s, 50¢ wasn’t really useful, even for a kid.
Best: King size candy bars
Worst: Those little rock-hard peanut butter taffy things in the black and orange wrappers.
I mean if I have one I’ll bet grateful if it kills me, but then again I take seven pills a day to stop myself from dramatically accelerating the process.
Fuck off Zuck, you’re not welcome here.
That it doesn’t matter how powerful wizard you are, you’ll still need to find a way to pay your rent.
This is relevant here in Chicago. Probably because it’s the city with the second largest Polish population outside of Warsaw. Also paczki are pretty tasty.
Go to the bathroom before you go into the place.
And of course you know they’re gonna show up when you’re taking a poop.
So if it degenerates to the point where every user is a bot, who are the advertisers going to sell their crap to? Are they going to shift to advertising antivirus software and machine oil?
Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.