Salt. What are the chances that my 2.5 billion year old salt will actually go bad in a few months?

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

Animal Bar by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Not immediately throwing my clothes in a wash and showering when I got home like usual. That small mistake resulted in a months long battle with bedbugs. Never again.

I regret nothing

Second smallest domino - 2008 Subprime Mortgage Collapse

Some middle domino - “But it’s Nic Cage November. We have to watch a Nic Cage movie. We can watch City of Angels. It has that song you like.”

Second biggest domino - COVID-19 Pandemic

Little domino - “Yeah I can totally play Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.”

Big domino - “Our second child is finally asleep, but I think they pooped.”

Getting someone a book they didn’t ask for but they end up loving is such a good feeling.

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The Commonwealth Saga (Pandora’s Star and Judas Unchained) by Peter F. Hamilton would make a great serialized TV drama.

Bro, I don’t know how to tell you this…but I think you’re dog’s a Nazi.