I don’t know if this is just boomers. I remember a person my age in Uni some years ago who just sat there with her freaking iPhone not silent, end every few minutes a message came with a loud “DING!”

Fritz Kola super zero

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

A radio station streaming “Baby Shark” on all frequencies

Chihuahuas are the best. My gf’s is as playful as he is affectionate and the friendliest little doggo.

In (southern) France, they make the “americain”, which usually consists of a ca. 30cm Baguette filled with ground/hamburger meat (may vary, there are also versions with merguez sausage or any other meat), tomatoes, lettuce, onion, sauce and fries (yes, they also belong inside the baguette). I like it a lot, even though I would prefer a vegetarian version which I did not find sold yet, but do at home from time to time.

Whoever says to not laugh about their own jokes has never seen el Risitas. RIP.

My partner’s Chihuahua hates gettint wet, but he has no problem yellowing his front leg when he pees. Also when he takes a shit, he moves on of his feet up and down slowly, like he is pumping the shit out.

He does not ever want you to stop petting him. When you take a break, he pushes his head into your hand or paws at it, much like a cat would do.

And übermorgen in German

Technical advice has been given already, but also consider reporting the fraudulent order to Macy’s and the police if not done yet.

Hollandaise or peanut sauce

I mean you could buy an AldiTalk SIM and book a package, like Daten-Paket M, 5GB for €9,99/4 weeks. Or you could use it in the basic price scheme without any package where it costs 24ct/MB, so you could charge your SIM with €1228,80 monthly and use the Internet until it is empty again.