And don’t ever lash out on accident (even if it’s because you got ticklish or you jerked in your sleep)

Reagan made the shovel and Jim Crow Joe dug the hole for the US empire. Just waiting for Trump to cannonball them in, inshallah.

Listen here jack, if ethnic cleansing is wrong then why do I get paid so much to do it?

They’re evil enough. If complete support for yet another genocide isn’t “evil enough” I wonder what might do it.

Roy Wood Jr. is hilarious and so is Hannibal Buress, pretty much anything from them is great.

Stavros Halkias has good specials, just don’t go near the crowd work (but that’s pretty much every comic).

Aamer Rahman is great and he just came out from hiatus, check his older stuff first and see if you like it.

Michael Che has good stand up too, even if you know him from SNL and don’t like his stuff there.

Australia might not be a powerhouse in culture, or wealth, or democracy, or productivity, or technological innovation, or diplomacy, but it does two things really well:

It’s big and it’s at the vanguard of stupid or bigoted trends.

Man, I hear you. In tropical Mexico, whatever semi-dry goods we didn’t use up by the end of spring will be ruined and moldy within three days of summer starting. Most seeds won’t even germinate in like two months.

The only time I agree with the people going on about how we live like Kings in the modern world (absolutely fucking not) is about how many spices we can just have for cheap and not the cost of a horse.

Coffee. Can’t even stop drinking it when I’m sick bc I feel like ten times worse.

And Mexico won’t just sit there and take it. The Mexican army is a modern, well equipped army and has plenty of combat experience within Mexico, what with having to fight the cartels with their CIA tactics and American made weapons. Mexico can also develop a nuclear weapon with ease but deliberately chooses not to as policy.

Not saying Mexico would recapture all the shit the US stole or that it wouldn’t be a horrible blow to Mexico, but if people think it’d be the gulf war again they need to check what happened when the US invaded Afghanistan.

The US would lose its biggest trading partner and the BRICS sphere would likely immediately gain the second biggest manufacturing economy in all of America.

Maybe instead of getting sent to kill brown people for oil cartels and the state department first, you can just join a revolutionary organization right away and do work in your community as well as build collective power that can be used to bring these rich fucks to heel.

If yr fit, and aware there ain’t no war but the class war, join the military

Being the enforcer of global capital to own the… capitalists?

America: does the thing America always does

Americans: this is literally like the foreigners

Mad Max too, my computer doesnt heat up and the framerate is smoother when I’m not running 6gb ram worth of bloatware before the game

That’s their fuckin job lmao, those consultants wouldn’t keep raking it in otherwise

Next time they’ll run Literally Hitler and wonder why Turbo Hitler got elected instead

That’s not as easy as lecturing those who do the work for not doing what they wish they’d do instead

Again with the reductionist analogies lmao. Can liberals not defend their positions without pretending it’s a fundamentally different situation first?

Pretending your argument maps perfectly onto a reductive analogy (that you absolutely didn’t understand) doesn’t make it reality.

If this were the trolley problem, dems and conservatives would be the exact same track, just one option goes quickly and other slowly. Actually changing the track involves choosing to organize and do the work of undermining the capitalist system itself, not the brand of puppet you’re gonna get. But liberals dislike this because it’s not as easy as literally flipping a lever.

If you’re still campaigning for corporate dems, you’re insisting on keeping the lever where it is, but the lesser evil would make it run slowly so maybe it’ll give others time to stop it, and that way it might not splash guts and blood on you, which is the important part after all.