I was extremely happy when we replaced the carpet in the bathroom. Walking into a carpeted bathroom is one of those moments when you just shudder uncontrollably.

I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.

Okay, let’s make this simple enough for you. Pictures, everybody. Pictures for the man with the mind of a sloth. Exhibit A. Exhibit B.

Everyone should know the real Mammon. I will accept one substitute.