[feverishly applauds]
Opinions are my own. Profile picture description: Black on white pictogram with a D20 showing 20 for a head and a game controller for a body and arms, holding a white cane.
[feverishly applauds]
Measure once, cut 38 times.
Chances are, right? At least it’s the first thing I’d check.
Yes! Hahaha, it’s so good.
Number 2 needs to flick the little switch on the SD card.
[flashbacks to the backlog being wiped out because “the client already signed off on the release”]
Wasn’t there a story about people calling curl devs because of car issues?
For what it’s worth, I’m sure the SQLite devs could help somebody clean up their temp files. They just really shouldn’t have to.
Because they didn’t want to train their JS developers and didn’t want to cause friction for new projects. They get to say they’re using TS, with basically none of the real advantages. (Apart from general rational error checking.)
[sits quietly in the corner]
Yes, but did you get the job?
Also props for the image description.
Yeah, I’m all about Jetbrains in Night theme. Thanks for the alt text, by the way.
First it needs to work, then it needs to work well, and finally it may or may not work quickly. Along the way, it should also be humorously weird.
Why not ‘i’?
I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.
Would you like a snake to replace your camel?
Self-documenting code, high contrast… Carry on.
I don’t know, at least ‘SetPerformance()’ could throw an argument out of bounds exception.
Perfect! Don’t forget to assert the same exception in all the tests.
I smell a NotImplementedException somewhere.
But the only way to make a single is to split a double. It just can’t be done.
People deleted the content they had access to. As protesting subreddits went back to being public, the content they hadn’t been able to delete became visible again.