Reddit’s blocking feature is probably the dumbest I’ve ever seen
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Reddit’s blocking feature is probably the dumbest I’ve ever seen
Reminds me of the George Carlin bit on soft-language.
going after Headland, who happens to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community
That title was concerning before the picture loaded
All that to say “im embarrassed my truck is a V6” lmao
i love swedish. i drive an old volvo every day and frequently end up on weird SE-language forums as a result.
No, don’t worry Snoo is 18 now. Far too old for Spez, former moderator of r/jailbait
Looks like a transcript for the ASVAB test which is an aptitude test given by the US Military place new recruits. Think ACT/SAT but for the military. No clue why OP would be showing off these scores.
System specs? What GPU are you running right now and what’s your budget for an upgrade? I was able to run my Index at medium settings off my 1080 a couple years ago. Haven’t even touched my headset since upgrading to a 3090 this year though
I think I took one of these home from a bar in Allentown once back in undergrad.
D) none of the above
Probably not the worst of all time (that title goes to u/Spez, former moderator of r/jailbait), but I once made an innocuous post on r/DeathGrips, the community page for an industrial hip-hop group, saying that the shitposts were getting pretty unfunny and the overall quality of the sub was going down and spent the next ~10 months dealing with random PMs from the head mod insulting me and sending screenshots of himself downvoting every single comment/post I ever made (even ones outside of his sub and posts I made before that post). That was definitely a unique experience.
Reddit was one of the largest holdouts of the Web 2.0 experience. Even if there were signs of it coming to an end for years, I think posts like your example are a pretty indicator that that time has passed
Why is anyone using X in 2024?
H-how much milkshake were you drinking originally??? My annual milkshake consumption totals maybe 500 calories per year
Five pillows and a police lock
Data harvesting. How many people just click “Accept” for every permission an app wants? It doesn’t matter if the people never open it or delete it right away, it only takes seconds for the app to scan all that data and send it off once it has access.
I am NOT joking. This is serious shit, I almost puked because my toots smell so bad. Listen, I’m not a psychopath. I just needed to use up some onions. In my defense, I had some steak with it too. Steak and onions, not a bad combo right? I flew too close to the sun. Too many onions.
I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and farting, now the place where I sat reeks to high hell. I’m surprised I didn’t melt a hole through the fabric. I’ve been trying to fart outside on my balcony to keep from just blowing shit Febreeze in my flat. Now I’m sitting in my office chair and trying not to gag. I’m not squeamish, especially not with my own farts. This is different. Too many onions.
My whole apartment smells like a cross between an outhouse and a paper mill with a dash of rotten egg and diarrhea sprinkles. Why did I do this to myself?? I was a fool. Nay, I am a fool. I don’t even want to think about the torrent of ass lava that I’ll be subjected to tomorrow morning. I’m going to have animal control at my door thinking a family of possums died in the vents. How will I be able to tell my girlfriend that I can’t come see her because I have putrid onion gas? This is a lamentable misstep on my part, I ate God’s ass apple and now I’m paying the poo poo price. Too many onions.
UPDATE: As predicted, I did a world-ending dump that left my legs trembling and gave me what I can only describe as “the schwetts” (shit sweats). It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that the malignant stench my shit left is clinging to the walls like cigar smoke, except the cigar is just a turd. I was naive enough to leave my hand towel in the bathroom while I did the dark deed and it will now need to be burned, it absorbed the ass fumes like a greedy little sponge. Evacuating this demon crap from my body tired me out to the point of needing a nap afterwards. I’ll be getting in touch with a local priest in hopes of getting my shitter blessed. I looked into the eyes of god and found only poo. Hell is real and it can be purchased for about $1.25 per pound
I wish I still believed that