Yes, about my setting, it was pretty much an excuse to illustrate the experiment, with like you said, a bit too much of magic.

The moon being on a straight distance of approximately 1 light second, i didn’t had found another place to put this experiment on. So I didn’t take into account the herculean strengh needed, the movement of the earth and the moon and the gravity.

Someone gave a link to an answer of my question, with a more realistic take on the position of the other end, but your explanations are still welcome for this moon setting and the “moon elevator” problem :)

(i know i may have broken english sometimes, sorry about that)

We’re supposing that you have an herculean strengh and that weight is not a problem

Damn, so that means no FTL communication for now… 😅

that makes sense, i forgot that pushing something is basically like creating a sound wave on it ^^’ thank you :)

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You

UUUHHHHH

monday

inhales

I like coming here.

In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.

She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…

It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.

Nothing can.

It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.

My love is pure.

She’s made to be mine.

“I want to be with her together.”

tuesday

She just leaved the school to buy her meal.

Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.

She is so cute.

“I absoluetly want to be with her”

She seems to be alone right now.

“Is it my chance?”

Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.

Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.

Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.

Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”

Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.

“aww man”

I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.

Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing

My mother. She would solve everything.

A thing beyond our understanding on this world, I wish that thoses humans on top of the world would understand at least once that they can’t control everything, and that the world stays full of wonder.

I would have said also yōkais, but i actually believe in them so it doesn’t count i suppose.

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I’d chose telekinesis. Heck man i’m sick of having only 2 hands and i’m lazy. I’m ready to use it everytime.

The dream of engineers: they can’t get sick so no depression, they don’t need to sleep so infinite focus and learning, and half a million years would be sufficient to build a large underground automated city and preparing space travel to find solutions for their curse

To stop juging by looking: it’s not because i have a neutral expression that i am not enjoying the moment, it’s not because i am silent that i am not listening to you and it’s not because i don’t talk to you that i don’t care about you.

Also, people often forget how hard it is for people with ADHD to make a coherent structure when writing a long essay or doing a presentation.

Sometimes, i know i have work to do, i know i have a project i’m doing, but i just can’t. It can look like i’m lazy, but even i am desesperate in moments like theses. I can understand why people don’t get that.

Not nessessarilly relevant to the question, but i personally would call such a thing capable of rationnal thinking “digital conciousness” to differentiate it from the AI we use now.

I don’t want to see this type of thing coming because i know people will find out how to use it in horrible ways.

Honestly, i don’t even see the interest for companies to create such a thing, because our emotions and consciousness are the things that make us imperfect, and so, human.

They just want a performant and perfect thing.

(But yes if it is open source, for… making friends)

How to stop being annoyed by parents

Here is a recipe for stopping being annoyed by your parents:

------ Requirements ------

-A Screwdriver

-A lithium-ion battery (charged)

-A room with nobody inside

------ Recipe ------

1 - put the charged battery on the floor, and then smash it several times with the screwdriver

2 - Eventually, a sweet smoke should leave the battery, don’t worry, it is the devil making its venue.

3 - Once the devil has appeared, ask him to stop being annoyed by your parents, it will accept kindly.

4 - Enjoy!

5 - Doge the fire!

Putting honey on eyes is “very benefical”, study finds

Scientists Mark Zedong and Paul Xiaoping recently studied the case of children putting honey on their eyes. “We figured out that, not only it is not altering the eye, but it is improving the seeing by a factor of ten.” Xiaoping said. The experiment consisted of putting honey on someone’s eye, then praise in circle around it until 3:00 am, and finally testing the seeing with a classic letter recognition. “We recommend to anyone to regularily put honey on their eyes, to enshure a better seeing”

-CNN, august 23 2024

Enshitification

Gigaduck

The prince of egypt. I’m not even religious, but the musics, the story and the visuals stayed in my heart. I will also say:

-Léon / the professionnal

-Interstellar (i am basic)

-Nausicaä and the valley of wind

-Inside out, wall-E and Up

and a ton of others…

I think the concept of “account age” is not beneficial for some people like me.

Your account get two years, three years, but then for just that “big age number” you have difficulties to delete your account and quit the platform because “all of that would be lost”.

It’s roughly explained but you get the idea. It contribute to addiction for some.

My native language is French, but I also speak fluent English and a little 日本語 and Spanish.

日本語はもっと難しいだったな。 El español era más fácil de aprender gracias a sus similitudes con el francés, pero, no hablo muy bien😅.

Oh btw, it is not “Que langue fait-vous parler” (blind traduction of the english “What language do-you speak”) but rather “Quelles langues parlez-vous?” (“What languages speaks-you?”).

We don’t use “do” for interrogative in french. The endings for “parler” (to speak) are: Je parle, tu parles, il parle, nous parlons, vous parlez, ils parlent. To make interogative phrases, just invert the pronoun and the verb: tu parles -> parles-tu? So “What language you speak” -> “What language speaks-you?”. Sorry for the awkward course ;)

pepper, basilic, vanilla sauce and salt.