Shitting in the toilet

It would allow me to pay for the training and licensing for my dream job a year earlier than I had planned (since it would take me roughly about a year to save up these last €2k that I’m still missing), which would not only massively improve my standard of living, but also turn me into a happier, more balanced and less gloomy person in general.

~2000€ would be an absolute game changer for me.

Billionaires

Hit me up when you need a reliable and well-maintained Engl Fireball 100 for 600€ + shipping

The catholic church uses a cross, which could be understood as a reference back to when, according to their beliefs, Jesus christ died on a cross to relieve Christians of their sins, which would’ve been almost 2000 years ago by now. That’s quite a throwback if you ask me.

I’m pretty sure some of my T-shirts could win this if we don’t take this whole “daily” I aspect too seriously. There are a few from my teenage years that are still in good shape and still fit, which I’ve had for literally more than half my life by now.

That “daily”-aspect makes it really hard though, since there are days when I don’t even need my house keys. Lighbulbs die after some time, so they ain’t it either. And would wardrobes count as “items”? I tried thinking about this question so hard for way longer than I probably should’ve now, and got to no unanimous conclusion so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter, so I’ll just go with: probably my glasses

My cooking. I love to cook, be it simple meals or extravagant dishes, and everyone I know loves to eat my food - which is exactly why I’d never ever do it professionally. I really don’t want to risk losing the enjoyment and relaxation I get from cooking. Being in the kitchen for an hour after i came home from work is my way to unwind after a long day.

Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 and 9 should’ve been done as properly planned and competently produced movies instead of the laughable excuse for a dumpster fire they are.

Time machine, please

You forgot about ties. They’re rare, but they happen, and in this scenario they work like the 0 in Roulette - they fuck over your nice and comfy 50/50 chance.

And as others already mentioned: I’m pretty sure that whole scheme wohl just be plain fraud.

I never got the appeal of achievements in the first place. I see them more as friendly reminders than something actually worthwhile pursuing. Chasing them is only making things stressful and tedious, oftentimes annoying and grindy. That’s kinda the exact opposite of any of the reasons I play video games for in the first place. If you want to use guides to get that 100% completion badge, do it. But if you ask me, your question means that you’re letting other people tell you how to play your games on 2 different levels: first by the devs in telling you what “completing the game” has to mean for you and now, secondly, by strangers on the internet in their opinion about which ways to get there are appropriate. Play it the way you want! If you want to hunt achievements because it’s fun to you, do it! And if you feel like referring to guides to get there, then do that, too!

I got my wife a Swarovski ring back then because that’s what she wanted. Looks just as nice as any diamond ring, unless you really inspect it closely. And they come in all kinds of colors.

Funnily enough: revealing plagiarism. Or even just judging the originality of a given text. Train it to assign an “originality value” between 0 (I’ve seen this exact wording before) and 1 (this whole text is new to me) to help universities, scientific journals or even just high schools judge the amount of novelty a proposed publication really provides.

I love it when sequels DON’T include that the couple that fell in love towards the end of the first movie has now broken up again, just for the sake of some kind of forced tension between two character that’ll just end up together all over again anyway.

On a side note, that’s also one of the things I loved about Brooklyn 99: once Jake and Amy got together, it stayed that way. There wasn’t this boring “they’re together again, oops, now they’re not” so many other otherwise good sitcoms used to death for their main cast (looking at you, Scrubs)

Ooooh, you’re a mod. Makes sense you’d prefer a browser in that case.

Have you tried Boost yet?

Boost, hands down! It was my favourite for Reddit and is still just as amazing in it’s Lemmy version.

I’m getting married next week. Met her on Tinder. Sometimes they absolutely do work

The whole “the world will end in 2012” hysteria back then. It was my first glimpse into conspiracy theories, which I’ve spent a lot of time learning about ever since. It made me realize that nothing is ever too idiotic to not have an alarming number of people fall for it. It’s why I wasn’t surprised by the rise of the Q-movement or the resistance against the absolute bare minimum of COVID measures because of microchips in vaccines etc. All of that were just yet additional “of course people believe that shit”-moments for me.

Like Tommy Lee Jones said in Men in Black “A person is smart - people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.”

I haven’t been surprised by how stupid people can be in a long time.