If you’re not stealing from work, you’re stealing from your family.

The irritation caused by heartburn increases heartburn. So during your proton-pump inhibitor cycle, you still get heartburn, treat it with baking soda dissolved in warm for instant relief

What similarities are there, other than the users being exceptionally ornery?

I’ve no strong feelings on the matter, but I can understand how some would feel 10 people telling you exactly how you’re wrong can feel worse than 10 downvotes.

I avoid this by simply being correct all the time.

There’s a number of instances that don’t have downvotes. Notably, it forces each person who takes issue with something you’ve said to respond to you if nobody else has said it. Whether that’s better is up to you.

They’re working on it. Give it a couple years and rent will be an average of $55,000, just like new EVs.

Correct, it’s supposed to be The Onion but conservative.

It’s hard to tell sometimes because conservatives suck at comedy.

That wasn’t it, Cloudflare didn’t like the way the casino was using Cloudflare’s IPs, since they were getting banned in multiple countries.

Cloudflare only offers byoIP as part of a business package, and that comes with extortionate pricing.

OK, but they wouldn’t cite years the dems got massacred in the house or senate in response to democrats trying to appeal to the mythical “moderate republican” instead of the base.

I don’t know how I can make the sarcasm any more obvious.

This strategy lost Obama the house and senate, same with Biden in 2022. Turns out triangulation doesn’t work. It just demotivates your base while your “moderate republicans” vote for fascism instead of diet-fascism.

The democrats can produce a river of foreign blood. Republicans will still win the right by promising to double it, and everyone who is horrified by the democrats actions will vote in lower numbers.

I know a lot of loony leftists are saying things like “this is a violation of international law”, and “Why are you passing Republican policies, do you want Trump to win”, but they don’t understand: if you triangulate yourself to be one iota to the left of Trump, every center-right moderate republican will vote democrat. And everyone left of them has to vote democrat anyway, so you’ll win an overwhelming majority, Just like what happened in 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, and 2022!

Even if it’s not on the menu, it’s not like you can’t get X neat or on the rocks.

That’s a cop out. Cars aren’t getting registered without meeting safety requirements.

Average new car cost is $55,821, and average cost of ownership is $12,182.

The American manufacturers do not want lower prices. Dealerships don’t like electrics because there’s less maintenance.

That’s the joke.

There’s a total of about 10 never-trump-republicans, and all of them have jobs at NYT, CNN, or MSNBC telling their audience that all the bad things Biden does are electorally smart because there’s a bunch of moderate republican swing voters who will choose diet-fascism over the real thing.

This is the same tack they took in 2016, from Chuck Schumer going “For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin” to every pundit saying “suberban women are going to decide this election” and using that to explain why generally unpopular policies are electorally smart.

See, they were making fun of him saying Chai-nuh, and the way he was pursuing hostilities, not the hostilities themselves.

Same deal with the Iraq War until like 2006. Kerry’s pitch was not that it was bad and should be ended but that it was being run incompetently.

Or ask any Blue Maga what specific immigration reforms they want. They want the same thing, they just have minor disagreements on how to get there or even just aesthetics.

For every voter who wants a habitable planet, a cheap electric car, or to catch covid less we lose, we’re gonna pick up two moderate republicans!

Telling funny stories to the first person or two, so people join to: “-and it was full of corn! Hahaha really? What about the racoon? Oh uhh nevermind” and have to wonder why everyone got quiet as soon as they joined.

Yeah no from what I’ve heard, it’s just as bad in Germany, with Die Linke being controlled by social democrats. Which is weird considering East Germany is still in living memory and (I’d hope) your education covering how the nazis rose to power, since the split between liberals and communists is pretty important.

There was a similar use in the 17 and 1800s when conservatives were the upper nobility and liberals were the lower nobility and capitalists (this caused problems when the liberals, who used the working class to carry out their revolution, then turned on the working class when their own aims were achieved, since at that point, the interests of the lower nobility+capitalist classes diverged with the working class, which typically left the liberals unable to defend themselves from the forces of reaction. This happened at least 5 different times.).

Today though, conservatives are still liberal.