Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.
Pretty much covers all the bases.
You were supposed to give it a good pounding. I need a cigarette.
Even better, it’s the sequel, Four Twenty 2.
Thank God crocodiles didn’t learn to fly.
I sincerely wish all of my messages were delivered to me by an owl holding a scroll.
And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?
Most people with good answers to that know better than to answer that.
I’m only speaking from my own experiences in similar situations:
Is he going to leave his wife to be with you? No, he is not likely to do so.
Would you want him to leave his wife to be with you? I can’t answer for you, but I’d wager it’s a weird thought.
Is he likely to enjoy the attention/admiration and keep you on the hook to stroke his ego? You betcha.
This never ends well for the person in your position. That advice is a cliche for a reason.
Earlier today I learned the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I never knew.
There’s only one thing cartoons should be selling.
You could just not break into people’s homes?
Did you accidentally speak your mind or say crazy, made-up stuff?
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…”
"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
This is a really good tip. I admit I never really experimented beyond .doc/.docx due purely to muscle memory. It makes sense that would cause issues.
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As part of the deal, spez will personally train the AI Jailbait Model.
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.