I use FedEx for work, and our account has heavily discounted rates for Priority services - not for Economy. That’s what I assumed was happening here, until I saw that you were dealing with them as John Q Public.

You’d use a wet blanket to smother a fire.

Sean Bean is a stage name. His birth name? Shaun Bean.

Rockbox, by any chance? I have fond memories of playing doom with that scroll wheel…