17 bugs detected including 4 security threats, and we still don’t even know what the programming is supposed to do

The asteroid would have wiped us out before you guys finished this long ass conversation

The app is 4 years behind schedule, and the endgame asteroid is still approaching.

And includes all the nutrients a growing body needs!

It’s easier to clean than carpet

Edit: I can only assume that one down vote is from the Big Carpet Cleaning lobby

Does that mean you never see the riots with burning cars that seem to happen there every few years?

Until some other fuckwit buys it out (my pessimism says they’ll never get around to making it truly federated).

Wednesday. I’ve been doing that for years. It’s nice because it feels relaxing and still part of the work week, so still productive.

I can usually swap it for a Monday or Friday with a week or so’s notice, if I want to take a long weekend some time.

Also I get more public holidays than if I took Monday off.

I mean, I guess you have the name for it

I say “good luck” in a non-sarcastic tone to people whenever they head off on some banal errand. It gets some confused looks sometimes, laughs others.

Spotted the Radiohead fan

That’s a lot of people, I doubt you have the stamina

This is my favourite too. I have a very sesquipedalian friend, and I had the honour of introducing him to the word.

Lolwut? Didn’t realise they were serving ads on maps too, that’s hectic

Absolutely. They can’t use it back.