That looks very niche, surprising it was not made obvious during booking, made a funny memory though.

This is not hippocratic or woman centred and you said tremendous twice within ten words you crazy sods.

Welcome to the world. I hope you enjoy your stay, but I doubt it.

You seem to be under the impression that interface controls of any sort are there to maximise your ease of use. This is very much not the case, the controls are designed by someone that has never used the interface before, never will use it and has no experience in using any interface even vaguely like it. Your role in the endeavour is to try to memorise the arse backwards design and get by as best you can.

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