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kneekap@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago

It's not meant to be

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It's not meant to be

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kneekap@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago
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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    Ah, going with the quantum bogo sort then.

  • WanakaTree@lemm.ee
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    Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

    Now if you have like 13 errors and they’re all unrelated, woof.

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    4 months ago

    just in case:

    If you or someone you know is struggling please reach out for help! There are several helplines that you can contact for support:

    https://findahelpline.com/i/iasp

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    I would suggest the author stick to their day job but they don’t seem to be good at that either.

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    “Maybe I’ll try learning more about C++ templates today…”

    Wall of incomprehensible errors

    “Maybe not.”

  • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml
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    After working with Clojure where dev workflow is interactive, I can’t imagine going back to writing a bunch of code and then trying to compile it all at once. Being able to run your code as you write it saves you an incredible amount of headache.

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    Who made this

    • SwordInStone@lemmy.world
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      at the bottom

      • stinky@redlemmy.com
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        They’re not very good

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          That’s why they’re at the bottom.

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    Hey 600 loc is way more than I’ve ever done in a day Then again I washed out of the industry 🙆‍♀️

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    Pffft. If you only start debugging after so many lines, you’re asking for it. Always test small parts as much as possible.

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