But did they flush any paper towels?

On a serious note: untreated mental illness can explain a lot of seemingly inexplicable behavior.

I would suggest the author stick to their day job but they don’t seem to be good at that either.

My dog did a similar thing. Poke head out the flap, check on my whereabouts in the backyard, go back inside to do dog stuff.

Fanatics lend legitimacy to fairweather supporters. Someone in your relationship is compromising their integrity. Is it you?