Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.
I would like to know more
Sells
drugsherbs and potionsUnfreeze self checkouts
Oh def. Mine waves a fob and then hits some numbers, and usually waives whatever didn’t get scanned properly.
Shudders in visual source safe.
I haven’t seen him all week because he’s been pondering his orb.
Crack
He arrives neither early or late, but precisely when he means to.
If only… I’m constantly late.
… except to parties since they don’t start until I arrive.
I’m getting sick of that excuse, Gandalf!
He’s SUCH a flake!
Provides sick ass snacks for community sacrifice night
Compiling magic runes in the basem… I mean underground laboratory
Put his dick in my ass.
I wish to take council with this fellow practitioner of the magical arts.
Is it icy and refreshing?
Ours speaks in riddles but I’m really bad at riddles so I’m still unsure of why we hired him in the first place. The last town wizard conjured unspeakable entities and was really good at making balloon animals.
He just walks by, suddenly.
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
I make my switch run android and summon demons by not getting enough sleep
presumably when they’re in sub mode?
I maintain the balance of the spheres, put pride into the hearts of gender bendy men with my badass skirts, and keep the database server up.
He summons drinks and snacks.
His staff has a knob on the end!
