sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-21 year agoIf you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareIf you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-21 year agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresmashboy@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
minus-squareTommySalami@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWell, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
minus-squareCase@unilem.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoI was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler. It stinks, for miles. And months.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIs my piss not supposed to be flammable?
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
You should use a condom next time