Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
You should use a condom next time
A care package for myself for when I get there.
American measurement systems
how much is that in real units?
A foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
About 0.5 bananas³
0.1187384 hogshead
finally a serious answer
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children…
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
a black hole
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Pius Religious people.
Doesn’t make sense otherwise.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…