Stuff like a pretty case with slots for optical drives, a laptop with a shitton of ports and all-day battery life or anything else that seems to go against the trends.

This thread is for complaining about how you can’t find it and (maybe) finding it thanks to someone else.

  • 🕸️ Pip 🕷️@slrpnk.net
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    I want a Japanese ketai phone with android 10+, easily rootable, AND HAS A DAMN TOUCH CRUISER. They day Sharp decided to stop making flip phones with touch cruiser is the day innovation truly died.

    Or an e-ink flip phone, that would be pretty cool.

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    A IP68 e-ink Linux phone with both wireless charging and induction charging (to charge other devices), no cameras at all, solar panel on the back, usb-4 and headphone jack, 1TB storage , 15’000 mAh battery, two separate WiFi cards (to allow simultaneous hotspot and client use), and finally a radio transiever for both short range comms and long range AM and FM radio.

    Technically possible with current technology, but as far as I can tell, completely unavailable in the consumer market.

    Price, size and weight are irrelevant for all usecasses of such a product, as far as I’m concerned.

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    Folding screen eReader…it would be extremely niche, but I want it

    Recently heard about RePebble, so my complaining about smart watches may have to end

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        No problem, have been on the search for a good replacement for a few years… Ever since destroying mine on a door frame when carrying a heavy box

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    How low-tech is still tech?

    I want a device that can be armed and if moved without being disarmed (optional passcode) will set off an alarm.

    This is both for my laptop when working in public spaces and for my cooler/food bag when camping.

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    Is a truck tech? Fuck it I’m calling a pickup truck tech.

    I just want a pickup the size of a 90s ford ranger that’s a hybrid. Since I’m making it a unicorn, lets go 4wd

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      Lol, I’m gonna say no as I posted in a technology news community in response to news about Tesla trucks not being tech news just by virtue of being Tesla or musk related. OP was not happy.

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      I’d like that but full electric, minimum 500km in the “tank” I had an all electric vehicle and LOVED everything about it, except the range. Then eventually I needed a truck for my job (but I did cram my Kia Soul to the brim for the 3 years I had it.)

      I’d buy a hybrid though, if that’s what was available.

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        Nah, I don’t need diesel. Lets be honest at hybrid it’ll do the job just fine as is.

        Basically I want the kind of pickup truck that I can toss a few 2x4s in the back and go, doesn’t have to be big, doesn’t need a lot of hauling power. Which is the opposite of the way trucks are going nowadays, which are big as fuck and made to tow the fucking world with the shortest damn truck bed that I’ve watched people struggle to get a tv into because the bed is too short.

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    A media player that isn’t just a modified android tablet in a box with an HDMI output. (And loaded with spyware). And doesn’t require an always-on internet connection.

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      What about an Android tablet running a custom ROM without GApps flashed, and an adapter for HDMI? There’s a handful of widely sold tablets that also have a decent development scene and are cheap second hand. Check XDA forums for various models before deciding which one to get

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    A phone that runs Linux, has decent battery life, and doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.

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      The reason this doesn’t work is because Android and iOS limit the crap out of app functionality to allow for battery optimization. On Linux, users (and apps) do whatever the crap they feel like (and that’s a good thing, until you talk about battery).

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    I’ll join the ranks asking for a perfect phone.

    Mine would have:

    • Unlocked bootloader
    • All week battery (or at least 3 days) I don’t care if it’s super thick.
    • User replaceable battery
    • Headphone jack
    • Very high specs (like at least 16 GB RAM and 1TB storage)
    • SD card slot
    • Probably more I’m not thinking of right now.
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      I’d like to add some strength too. I don’t give a shit about the latest AI fuzzy on any phone, but if it would please last at least a year without cracking the screen or the back that would be amazing. And a record for me. Doesn’t have to be razor thin either. Just make it beefy.

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        Only thing I could figure out (except maybe looking into Chinese payments systems which… No. Just no) is Garmin Pay.

        Once set up, works with the smartwatch and does not use the phone, or the internet, at all.

        I know it’s not exactly what you asked, but its what I managed to do. Garmin watches also work pretty great with Gadgetbridge :-)

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            Do bear in mind that not all banks and/or cards are supported. Out of my 6 payment cards, over 3 banks (I know, ridiculous), only 3 are compatible. One bank is not compatible at all, the other one supports the debit card on Garmin Pay but not the credit card.

            I knew that before hand. Garmin has a list… Somewhere.

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        but that depends on the vendor. highest chance to do it is with Monero, even considering that basically no one knows it

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      i don’t even need good specs or sd card, just a good camera, foss rom and good battery

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      Just wait for Anbernic Rg45XXV, which should be a few months away given the rate they put out devices.

      The catch: it still uses H700 chipset